Why is this video so funny? After all, you don't just want to feel cold, hard plastic. Fold a tower into a rectangle, longways. All it takes is a little common sense something kids today are sadly lacking and you can safely use many things that are just normal home items.
You even talk about needing a flared base or else things may get lost, and yet there is nothing less flared than a piece of string attached to cotton. For the d. A Scrunchie. Top Sex Pillows.